Issue #37

May 22, 2024

Heya! Allergies are in full swing and if you’re anything like me (knocking back zyrtec like cheap tequila), just remember there’s only two more days until the longweekend 😌

— Ioli Baltas, your sneezing editor

😴 Time to bed rot with 30% off ettitude 

🥃 A (non alc) Negroni. Sbagliato. With Prosecco in it. 

✨ A founder’s guide to hostess gifts for any upcoming dinner parties 

🫒 Cracking a cold (extra virgin) one with the boys 

💊 Ritual’s it-girl multivitamin is now 25% off

👟 For the shoe-loving Carrie Bradshaw in each of us 

🚻 Ever wanted to try a bidet? Well, this one’s up to 40% off this weekend

🍝 If you ever wished you could have pasta 24/7

The Everything Shower. Okay, it’s officially time to issue an apology to all the 3-in-1 men – it seems they were onto something. The finance bro shower go-to just got upgraded by new comer, Gntl, and the easier question to ask about their new Skin Wash is what doesn’t it do.

It acts as a makeup remover, face wash, body wash, hand soap, bubble bath AND (*takes a deep breath*) shaving gel for women, kids, and even dogs. So, yeah, next time I’m stressing the ever tiresome “everything shower,” I may just thank the girlification of this boyfriend staple.

Beach 👏 club 👏 another club 👏 no sleep 👏